Subway New Pit-Smoked Brisket

The Subway New Pit-Smoked Brisket is the latest addition to the Etherbomb Crew and the Subway international menu. The meat is fine.

Involvement in the Cuban Missile Crisis
On March 3rd of 2017, Subway New Pit-Smoked Brisket had been arrested for possessing illegal pornography and his alleged involvement in the Cuban Missile Crisis. During the raid in his Los Angeles home, police also found evidence that he had sold top secret information from the NSA and DHS to Iran. The meat is fine.

Short list of other items recovered from the raid:
 * 1) Several files of unused Russian ransomware ready to be deployed
 * 2) 17 Mongolian children chained in the basement making bootleg Minecraft merchandise
 * 3) Items stolen from the Holocaust museum gift shop
 * 4) The corpse of John Lenon preserved in ice
 * 5) A wide assortment of Jar Jar Binks actions figures from the toyline for Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (1999)
 * 6) The only known copy of the lost media video game Yeah Yeah Beebiss I
 * 7) A combine tractor

Death
Subway New Pit-Smoked Brisket was found dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound after escaping solitary confinement and illegally moving to Nicaragua. He was buried in the local dumpster. The meat is fine.